i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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