This girl is more easily done than said...
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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