The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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