My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
NoShamevember. You game?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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