I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
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