North Korea, Best Korea!
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
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All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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