We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
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My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize