I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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