i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
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Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
We talked him into tasing himself.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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