This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
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I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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