It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
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I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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