There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
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the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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