I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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