Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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