hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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