Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
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random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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