oh god the rape fog is back!
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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