i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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