do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I just found puke in my bra..
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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