Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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