she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
only if we run a train.
done.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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