I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
