he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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