So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
It's Friday. Sex?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
True strength comes from lack of pants
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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