Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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