none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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