Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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