You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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