After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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