The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
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Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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