Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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