Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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