the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
The cops high fived after they tackled you
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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