i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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