So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
