My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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