STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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