Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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