now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
the condom got lost in my hair
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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