If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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