So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
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he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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