You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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