kristin has been a bad kristin
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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