I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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