if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
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My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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