Just mADE A PArabola og urine
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
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The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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