i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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