You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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