sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
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If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
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its like you know when i get waxed
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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