im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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