I don't think brook has ever known best
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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