Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
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Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
So vagazzling was a success
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