I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
