You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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