woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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