Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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