I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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